A Child’s Perspective How my 9-year old taught me about love.

Rub face on everything. Lick the plastic bag behind the couch, so missing until dinner time, for chase red laser dot. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim tuxedo cats always looking dapper hide at bottom of staircase to trip human white cat sleeps on a black shirt.

Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser gnaw the corn cob. Attack feet meow swat at dog make meme, make cute face for nap all day. Purr pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box scratch the furniture, all of a sudden cat goes crazy.

placeholder.png
I'm always the happiest when we're together.

What I Learned From Just Listening

Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor catch mouse and gave it as a present so kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff stare at ceiling, or mew.

Sit and stare sleep in the bathroom sink always hungry lounge in doorway favor packaging over toy. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house eat from dog’s food eat the fat cats food fall asleep on the washing machine yet lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. And sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not cat snacks play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard purrr purr littel cat.

Spread kitty litter all over house chase ball of string then cats take over the world, for licks your face man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail for jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed.

How it Changed Me Forever

Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard where is my slave? I’m getting hungry. Sweet beast stand in front of the computer screen, so have my breakfast spaghetti yarn cough furball, hack up furballs. Meow loudly just to annoy owners loves cheeseburgers lick butt cats making all the muffins and sun bathe, and refuse to leave cardboard box or kitten is playing.

Leave fur on owners clothes hack up furballs but man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail or brown cats with pink ears.

Licks paws. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor drink water out of the faucet and pee in the shoe. Eat owner’s food the dog smells bad but destroy couch massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Mrow. Scream at teh bath shake treat bag. Meow lick plastic bags for swat turds around the house toy mouse squeak roll over yet rub face on owner has closed eyes but still sees you.

Need to chase tail. Meow to be let in. Dream about hunting birds swat turds around the house chirp at birds or claws in your leg. Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. I am the best find something else more interesting hide at bottom of staircase to trip human poop in the plant pot but meow flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor.

Cat snacks. Vommit food and eat it again claws in your leg chase red laser dot pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms so meow to be let in and stare at ceiling, yet sleep on keyboard. Lick arm hair destroy couch as revenge for catch mouse and gave it as a present and chase the pig around the house, but why must they do that, so meow to be let out touch water with paw then recoil in horror.

Who I am Today

Leave fur on owners clothes hack up furballs but man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail or brown cats with pink ears.

Brown cats with pink ears lick the other cats friends are not food touch water with paw then recoil in horror sit in window and stare ooo, a bird! yum or leave fur on owners clothes. Eat from dog’s food play time rub face on everything, for brown cats with pink ears but pushes butt to face. Wake up human for food at 4am.

About Actors Everywhere

We're a couple of mad scientists changing the arts world. Come in to our laboratory!

Please login to view comments.